{"id":385,"date":"2014-07-04T14:05:25","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T19:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/?p=385"},"modified":"2018-02-17T17:42:55","modified_gmt":"2018-02-17T22:42:55","slug":"the-doge-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/the-doge-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"The DOGE floor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve worked hard for years to find a comfortable bed that Fe! will not trash in an instant. Unfortunately, it seems that no matter how strong the materials she managed to claw through them if given enough time.<\/p>\n<p>The most recent design features a plywood frame with a 1.5-Inch memory foam covered with 3 (or more) layers of 100D Cordura nylon. This has proved to be a workable solution though it needs to be reupholstered every few weeks\/months.<\/p>\n<p>So I think its time for a more long-lasting solution. My best idea, a hardwood floor. Well, actually a Pine floor to start, we will upgrade to Oak if she gets through it.<\/p>\n<p>Because I wanted it to look at least as good as the old bed I opted for painting it and giving it an internet-themed &#8220;DOGE&#8221; paint job. \u00a0The pictures below are after the pain work was completed, but before\u00a0polyurethane was applied.<\/p>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-385 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/the-doge-floor\/img_20140704_124206_082\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Laying out the DOGE stencels\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-386\" srcset=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-96x96.jpg 96w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-24x24.jpg 24w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-36x36.jpg 36w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-48x48.jpg 48w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_124206_082-64x64.jpg 64w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-386'>\n\t\t\t\tAfter laying out the DOGE stencils on the painted floor. \n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/the-doge-floor\/img_20140704_131135_556\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"DOGE floor after masking\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-387\" srcset=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-96x96.jpg 96w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-24x24.jpg 24w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-36x36.jpg 36w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-48x48.jpg 48w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_131135_556-64x64.jpg 64w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-387'>\n\t\t\t\tDOGE floor after stencil work is masked off.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/the-doge-floor\/img_20140704_134233_975\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Stenceled DOGE floor.\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-388\" srcset=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-96x96.jpg 96w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-24x24.jpg 24w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-36x36.jpg 36w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-48x48.jpg 48w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140704_134233_975-64x64.jpg 64w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-388'>\n\t\t\t\tAfter stencils where removed from the doge floor. Just waiting for clear coat. \n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/the-doge-floor\/layout\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Doge Floor layout Idea\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-389\" srcset=\"http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-96x96.jpg 96w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-24x24.jpg 24w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-36x36.jpg 36w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-48x48.jpg 48w, http:\/\/brianpaonessa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/layout-64x64.jpg 64w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-389'>\n\t\t\t\tThe original layout design for the DOGE floor.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve worked hard for years to find a comfortable bed that Fe! will not trash in an instant. 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