You know how some mornings you wake up remembering an extremely vivid and detailed dream and think “wow, that must have contained some profound message my brain is trying to convey to me.”
Well, this last night I had a dream that the FBI was going door to door checking peoples hardwood floors.
They wanted to make sure homeowners had not refinished there floors to a thickness of less than X. Rather then X being a specific thickness, X was represented by samples pre-mailed out to everyone in the USA. Only one problem the samples were made in China and were all different thicknesses; mine were cut at an angle so one side was thicker than the other. The agent informed me that if I couldn’t prove that my floors were both thicknesses at the same time they would have to rip up my floors and revoke my “floor owners permit.”
Fortunately, that’s when my alarm went off.
Ok, smarty pants what the heck does this one mean?
-Brian
Brian Paonessa
For the last 10 years I have been an Internet marketer and web developer with a passion for large system integration projects. I've spent the last few years working for a small fireworks company (Skylighter llc) helping individuals and government clients with pyrotechnic projects. my day to day tasks focus mostly on web development tasks and keeping the Skylighter email marketing machine pumping out good content and offers.